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salescritter
/sayls'kri"tr/ Pejorative hackerism for a computer
salesperson. Hackers tell the following joke:
Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a
computer salesman?
A. The used-car dealer knows he's lying. [Some versions add:
...and probably knows how to drive.]
This reflects the widespread hacker belief that salescritters
are self-selected for stupidity (after all, if they had brains
and the inclination to use them, they'd be in programming).
The terms "salesthing" and "salesdroid" are also common.
Compare marketroid, suit.
[Jargon File]
(1994-12-08)
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Nearby terms:
SAL « SALEM « Sales Automation « salescritter » Sales Force Automation » S-ALGOL » SALT
This article was derived from the Free Online Dictionary of Computers and is available under ther terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.
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