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humour
Related entries include:
ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL;
AI koan;
any key;
April Fool's Joke;
asbestos cork award;
asbestos longjohns;
attoparsec;
backward combatability;
Bastard Operator From Hell;
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again;
Berzerkeley;
Big Room;
Blue Screen of Death;
bogometer;
bogo-sort;
BOHICA;
brain fart;
Branch and Hang;
Branch on Chip Box Full;
cargo cult programming;
Church of the SubGenius;
Conway's Law;
cyberchondriac;
cyberrhea;
cyberspastic;
Dilbert;
dinosaurs mating;
Don't do that then!;
Dorito Syndrome;
DSU;
Dwarf Storage Unit;
El Camino Bignum;
Electing a Pope;
EOU;
Eric Conspiracy;
fat electrons;
Finagle's Law;
fine adjuster;
FISH queue;
Flyspeck 3;
friode;
garbageabetical order;
gilley;
Godwin's Law;
Green's Theorem;
Halt and Catch Fire;
hand cruft;
ICBM address;
Infinite Monkey Theorem;
INTERCAL;
Jargon File;
JEDR;
Lambada-Calculus;
LER;
light-emitting resistor;
like kicking dead whales down the beach;
like nailing jelly to a tree;
lion food;
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology;
magic smoke;
Marginal Hacks;
maximum Maytag mode;
memory farts;
mickey;
millihelen;
Murphy's Law;
nanoacre;
nastistical;
newsfroup;
Ninety-Ninety Rule;
Objectionable-C;
ohnosecond;
Outside Awareness Port;
PEBCAK;
plug and pray;
Pretty Amazing New Stuff;
Prisoner of Bill;
Programmer Brain Damage;
Programmer's Cheer;
psyton;
RAM;
Real Programmer;
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal;
rusty memory;
same-day service;
smoke-emitting diode;
Sod's Law;
square-headed girlfriend;
system mangler;
tunafish;
unary;
User Brain Damage;
Use the Source Luke;
UTSL;
Windows 94;
World-Wide Wait;
write-only memory;
This article was derived from the Free Online Dictionary of Computers and is available under ther terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.
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