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brain fart
<jargon, humour> 1. The actual result of a braino, as
opposed to the mental glitch that is the braino itself.
E.g. typing "dir" on a Unix box after a session with
MS-DOS.
2. A biproduct of a bloated mind producing information
effortlessly. A burst of useful information. "I know you're
busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart
on the Mitnik bust?"
(1997-04-29)
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Nearby terms:
brain-damaged « brain-dead « brain dump « brain fart » Brainfuck » braino » branch
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